Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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