Operation Purity has been aborted
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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