we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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