I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Boobs speak an international language.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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