I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I'm really busy with my period
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