also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
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When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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