no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
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Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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