considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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