3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
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Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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