oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.