Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.