Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
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I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I believe in your delicious
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.