im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
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Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
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You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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