She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
We're too hungover to prance.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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