i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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