I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Randomize
