you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
It's rum buckets o'clock
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Randomize
