My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
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You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
i think im in europe. pls send help
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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