O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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