Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
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I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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