I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I have post one night stand depression
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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