We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Randomize
