turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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