can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
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there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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