Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Randomize
