dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
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