If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
high people should be assigned attendants
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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