We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.