dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid