I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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