Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
jump out the window naked night went bad
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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