I wannas sexs uuuuu
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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