Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
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I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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