New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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