smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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