Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
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I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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