It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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