Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
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i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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