Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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