he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
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I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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