People in love make me want to vomit
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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