Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I FOUND THE LEGS
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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