didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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