the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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