this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
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your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
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Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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