why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
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you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.