i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
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Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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