just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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