Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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