it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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