Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Randomize