Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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