FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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