I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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