would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
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I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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