this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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