i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
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She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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