I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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