I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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